Jim’s car is
swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says
the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”,
Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”
“Alright,”
says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that
either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop
bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”
“Ok,”
the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also
have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”
“Fine,
so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either”
responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m
drunk!”
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