Once there was a man
who was peacefully driving down a windy road.
Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the
man couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on. Once the man knew what had
happened, he quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, laying
lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter bunny.
The man cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a
terrible crime! I have run over the Easter bunny!"
The man started sobbing quite hard and then he
heard another car approaching. It was a woman in a red convertable. The woman
stopped and asked what the problem was.
The man explained, "I have done something
horribly sad. I have run over the Easter bunny. Now there will be no one to
deliver eggs on Easter Day, and it's all my fault."
The woman ran back to her car. A moment later, she
came back carrying a spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and
sprayed it. The bunny immediately sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and
waved back at the man and woman. Then it ran another 10 feet, stopped, and
waved. It then ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved again. It did this over
and over and over again until the man and the woman could no longer see the
bunny.
Once out of sight, the man exclaimed, "What
is that stuff in that bottle?"
The woman replied, "It's harespray. It
revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave."
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